Today

Me: Hi Mom, how has your day been?

Mom: Oh! It's so good to see you!!!!

Me: Did you have a good lunch?

Mom: Yes, but I have to ask you something.

Me: Ok, what's going on?

Mom: Well I didn't know it but they have church here very Sunday.

Me: Oh, yeah, down in the nursing home! We went there a couple of times, remember?

Mom: No, RIGHT HERE.

Me: (realizing that it was the worship services on the radio) Oh, you mean on the radio!

Mom: No, they came here and preached at me all day.

Me: So the church people came to talk to you?

Mom: No, the whole church was here, even the choir. I've been preached at a lot in my life, but all day is just too much. Can you tell them that I don't like all the preaching?

Me: Well, I'll make sure I'm here next week when they come, and I'll talk to them and see if we can get it straightened out.

Me: (to myself): I'm going to have to change the radio station on Saturday nights.