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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Sleeping with "That Guy"

Me: Honey, can you roll over? You're snoring really loud.
DH: Uh, ok.
DH: SNORE, SNORE
Me: Did you fall back asleep? Could you please roll over? You're snoring really really loud!
DH: Yeah.
DH: SNORE, SNORE
Me: (shaking him awake) Could you please roll over? I can't sleep with you snoring like that.
DH: Yeah, just let me wake up here a second.
DH: SNORE, SNORE
Me: I can't sleep on the couch because you've got all the furniture piled up in the corner of the living room and the couch is upside down under the table.
DH: I know, I know, I'm waking up...
DH: SNORE, SNORE
Me: (shaking him awake again) C'mon, can you PLEASE roll over?

DH: (getting out of bed) I'm f***in' leaving. Leave me alone. (slams door and leaves)

I hate this. I want to divorce "That Guy".

2 comments:

perphila said...

I've had that conversation before. I would tell him no no, just get back in bed. Sometime he would, other times not. I was too tired to care.

Lorna said...

I have had that conversation about a million times, it's so frustrating! I find that, in a similar way to trying to move horses, poking my DH gets him to move, where as pushing just makes him stay where he is and get annoyed. He never wakes up and just rolls nicely out of the way. He never used to snore until he went on the meds though, but I did have to get him to move off my side of the bed.